I don’t want to talk to you or even pay you any mind because you’re soon to be gone, but I thought that you should know a few other things about the force that is going to shut you down, Katie Hennemuth. Katie simply does not mess about – when she sets her mind to something, she does it, and she is going to annihilate you.
Katie is the type of person that let me stay in her apartment for a month when I first moved to New York. She’s the type of friend that will come up with the most ridiculous jokes that you still laugh about years later. She’s warm and kind and an inspiration to all that know her. Katie is the type of friend that makes you feel welcome and like you have known her for years instantly. Except for you Dave. She’s got no time for you.
See ya later, Dave.